February 2011
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January 2011
57 posts
Interesting facts I learned from the "Animal...
Some black swans of Australia form sexually active male-male mated pairs and steal nests, or form temporary threesomes with females to obtain eggs, driving away the female after she lays the eggs. More of their cygnets survive to adulthood than those of different-sex pairs possibly due to their superior ability to defend large portions of land.
It has also been recorded that certain species...
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I hate that Facebook did away with plain, simple wall-to-wall. Not only is finding some link I posted on my friend’s page a few weeks back now impossible (if Facebook deleted the post from the “friendship” history), but it also makes aimlessly creeping so much more complicated. Lame.
Watching Temple of Doom
Wishing Harrison Ford had stayed hunky forever.
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JUST KIDDING I FIXED IT.
Really dodged a freezing cold horrible bullet there.
Oh god oh god oh god oh god
My electric blanket is broken.
;_;
I'm 21!
If only I had legally-obtained champagne. Or anything. Class/work study tomorrow puts a slight damper on things but hey. This weekend is going to be epic.
Andrew Henry Shields
You are the best.
It's snowing in Baltimore
And then allegedly it’s going to freeze. Walking to class is going to a trip. SEE WHAT I DID THERE.
A strategic move:
My bed now occupies the opposite side of my room. Meaning I get a better internet signal. Meaning that I can sit under my electric blanket and also be on the computer.
Never standing again.
Bottle fight.
And back to Baltimore I go. At least there’s a lot to look forward to this week!
I need to go to bed
and yet I’m raiding the “intern” section of the New York Craigslist and filling my head with unlikely visions of a summer in the city. I am ideally an artists’ assistant or something, and I score some waitressing job, and I eat a lot of pizza and dumplings from China Town and go the farmer’s market every Sunday and spend what I earn on beautiful vegetables and fresh...
So I have to wake up at 8 AM tomorrow for a flight, after a month’s worth of consistently waking up at 11. That’s gonna go well.
Oh so
last night right before I went to bed I decided to do one final swipe through Tumblr. I log on, the dashboard comes up, and bam someone had posted like 10 screen captures from Human Centipede.
Exactly what I want to see in my dreams. Obviously.
This news broadcast either picked up
or my mom changed the channel: in this order, they had segments about David Sedaris, Japanese ramen, and Javier Bardem. GOOD CHOICES.
“Good job reading, bitch”
– My mom, to news footage of Sarah Palin giving a speech.
I got new headphones as an early birthday present
and music sounds so good again (especially Vitalic, which is what’s on now. Ohhhh that bass). Even so, I haven’t found any new music that’s excited me recently - I guess I’m going through a sort of musical drought, just listening to what I’ve already heard plenty of times. Any suggestions? I’ll give almost anything a shot.
I need to stop waking up at 11.
No joke I was awake at 9:30 today but sat in bed until 11 because my room is cold and I didn’t want to slither out from under the blankets. Life fail.
More depressing things
The Westboro Baptist Church was going to picket the funeral of the 9 year old girl who died in the Arizona shooting.
There are almost no words. All derogatory terms fall short of encompassing how disgusting those people are.
I’m baking and my sister is watching an Oprah about a family that lost 3 children simultaneously in a car accident. Want to curl up in a ball and cry now and not make cake. :<
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Verizon iPhone
…is not available until next month. >_<
But at least it exists/will exist!
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So I found pretty much the entirety of Yoga Booty Ballet on Youtube. I’ll let ya’ll know how that goes.
Harvest Moon 64 is the bomb.
Also Farmville totally ripped off every Harvest Moon game ever and that’s lame.
And
In an effort to restore the credibility that was lost with my last post, I’ve been breezing through My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy. It’s good, even if the title…isn’t. Back when Kanye stormed Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech I remember being on her side, because it was a dick move and she was like 16 and terrified or whatever. But since that’s happened...
Times I have listened to My Confessions, Pt. 2 by...
…8?
Or I lost count.
Oh god. I lost count.
Best text of the day:
“Caitlyn let’s karaoke Creed.”
